Anonymous Report This Comment Date: January 05, 2005 04:16PM
Her:What is the action figure of your self doing in your hand.
Him: No, this is a figure of you when you where young and shaking the hand that
shook the world!!
W_Yutani Report This Comment Date: January 05, 2005 04:34PM
Her: So, that's the result of the accident.
Him: Yeah, I was checkin out 613 and shoved my member into the floppy drive.
Thankfuly, I'm a tech and got the computer back online in no time! Wanna touch
it?
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: January 05, 2005 05:39PM
He Mailer..warum hältst du the Worscht so hoch?
komm..so sieht meine auk aus, wetten?
anonymous Report This Comment Date: January 05, 2005 07:00PM
Her: What are you doing with that?
Him: I was riding it when I posted on the plus613 forum that I was looking for
hot girls for sex
clarkeS4 Report This Comment Date: January 05, 2005 11:10PM
Her:now what was that part called again?
Him:this would be your hard drive.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: January 06, 2005 01:21AM
Her: Ohhh that scared the crap out of me!
Him: haha, your not a fan of the pop out snakes?
HCEEBEE Report This Comment Date: January 06, 2005 03:12AM
MY WIFE SAID ITS WAS TOO TIGHT
I SAID IT WAS JUST TOO FULL
gruff Report This Comment Date: January 06, 2005 06:03AM
Her: What are those?
Him: These are the two things that will replace men in the 21st century.
hosbro Report This Comment Date: January 06, 2005 08:57AM
Her: do those sell well?
Him: amazingly, i've sold almost all of my stock to guys that drive audis
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: January 06, 2005 04:21PM
She: Are you sure?
He: Yes Ma'am. Despite what you may have read on the internet, there's no way
a computer virus is responsible for the canker sore on your vulva
The_Doc Report This Comment Date: January 08, 2005 02:04PM
Her: What's the difference between a sin and a shame?
Him: It's a sin when you put it in, but its a shame when you take it out!