Mrkim Report This Comment Date: May 19, 2006 01:08AM
You want that fish fried or baked sir ?
John_Stone Report This Comment Date: May 19, 2006 02:36AM
So, a Seal walks into a bar, and the Bartender says, "What? Is this a joke
or something?!"
Mrkim Report This Comment Date: May 19, 2006 06:15AM
Lol, good one John !
Mrkim Report This Comment Date: May 19, 2006 06:23AM
A grizzly saunters into a bar, sidles up to the bar and says to the bartender
"I'd like a scotch and water please.".
The bartender looks at the bear in disbelief for an instant, then makes the
drink and slides it across the bar to the bear, who says "Thanks, what's
the damage ?".
The bartender thinks for a minute and says "That'll be twenty five
dollars".
The bear looks at the bartender for a few seconds then places the money down on
the bar.
The bartender says "Yakno, we don't get too many bears around here. In
fact, I think you're the 1st I've ever served!".
The bear looks straight at the bartender and says "At $25 a damned drink, I
don't doubt it!".
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: May 19, 2006 07:45PM
A seal walks into a bar all depressed
looking and plunks himself down on
the barstool.The bartender says
"what'll have?" The seal says
ANYTHING BUT A CANADIAN CLUB ON THE ROCKS!
Mrkim Report This Comment Date: May 20, 2006 05:50AM
An organ grinder and his pet monkey walk into a bar. The organ grinder plops
down on a stool and the money begins running up and down the bar eating handfuls
of nuts from the bowls on the bar.
The bartender complains "Hey man, get a grip on that monkey or you're both
outta here!".
Before the organ grinder can get hold of the monkey it jumps off the bar onto a
nearby pool table, picks up and swallows the cue ball off the table.
The bartender tells the organ grinder he owes him $20 for the cue ball, collects
it then tosses them both out.
A week later the organ grinder and his monkey are back. The organ grinder plops
down on a stool and the monkey again hops up on the bar and begins raiding the
bowls of nuts on the bar.
To the bartenders disbelief the monkey slips each nut up his ass before popping
them in his mouth and eating them.
The bartender tells the organ grinder that's the sickest shit he's ever seen and
asks what the hell he's doing that for.
The organ grinder says " Ever since he passed that cue ball he checks
everything for size 1st now !".