frank Report This Comment Date: August 01, 2004 11:01PM
at least her friends have breasts
dsfwatrgeg Report This Comment Date: August 01, 2004 11:52PM
Yeah Paris has no tits
...and she's ugly
frank Report This Comment Date: August 02, 2004 12:08AM
She is, isn't she? I don't really understand how she's become so popular. She
looks plastic.. I've seen more realistic looking barbie dolls
J Report This Comment Date: August 03, 2004 11:29PM
I still would though
kramer Report This Comment Date: August 03, 2004 11:59PM
she's so popular because she's the young heiress to a billion dollar hotel
chain. She's OK looking with an endless supply of money. That's makes her
fucking perfect in my book. I'd let her shit on my chest.
fags Report This Comment Date: August 04, 2004 07:18PM
yall r gay u couldnt even get her if your life depended on it heck u couldnt
even probably get a hot girl so shut the fuck up
hahahahaha Report This Comment Date: August 08, 2004 07:22AM
wow - that was a lucid statement there, "fags"
Fact is, Paris _is_ ugly, _boring_, _retarded_ and [probably] shite in the
sack.
And, realistically speaking, guys like _you_ are the sort that can't get
"hot" girls, as most "hot" girls don't need some adolescent
ponce drooling over them.
I wish you the best of luck in your quest to lose your virginity, in the
meantime - don't forget to renew your maxim subscriptions - it looks like you're
gonna need 'em!
HexaDecimal Report This Comment Date: August 10, 2004 10:30AM
I don't know if anyone else saw that video...but she doesn't look all that bad
in the sack if you ask me
The Colonel Report This Comment Date: August 12, 2004 06:31AM
She looks like a bad fuck. And is a half a retard to boot!
cireric Report This Comment Date: August 19, 2004 07:15PM
is paris a real(living) being?
The clever 1 Report This Comment Date: August 25, 2004 12:12AM
All that money u'd think she could get a boob job.
Licking It Till Wet Report This Comment Date: August 29, 2004 03:54PM
Paris is has to be a man. No woman has such a square jaw. She is a retard
like ther Colonel said.
ICEMAN Report This Comment Date: September 02, 2004 06:29AM
all u faggets sayin shes not hot are gay...... an dthe only people who put
stuff like that (hahahahaha) are homos who are just mad that they cant get
ne
no one Report This Comment Date: September 25, 2004 12:18AM
i still want to fuck paris anytime anywhere, if you dont , youre all crazy!!!
chick pea soup Report This Comment Date: November 11, 2004 07:39PM
she's absolute filth. i'm not gay, but paris hilton is a fucking skank. end of
story.
niggles Report This Comment Date: December 18, 2004 06:55AM
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buzzme21 Report This Comment Date: January 03, 2005 08:09PM
I love her.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: January 10, 2005 11:12PM
Alot of jealous guys here!
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: January 10, 2005 11:14PM
Pea Soup needs to wake up----END OF STORY!!!
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: February 01, 2005 07:16AM
you guys are a bunch of gay fucking homos, shes gorgeous and she duznt need a
boob job, shez not perfect but she duznt care which makes her so hot u guys are
just talking big and tryin ta sound lyk macho guys u all no that if she came
along u would all jump to the chance to do anything with or for her so just leav
her alone and come back wen uv actuly had some experience and no wat the fuk u r
talkin bout
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: April 01, 2005 09:34PM
It's reported that she and Nicky are going to inherit around $20 million
each... nowhere in the billions.. no endless money supply... they're
"attractive" because it's a free $20 million to whoever is banging
them at the time of inheritance.
JollyRoger Report This Comment Date: April 03, 2005 10:44PM
I like the one on the left. Paris is too skinny and the one on the right does
nothing for me.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: May 06, 2005 06:14AM
shes not even freaking pretty like foreal... look at her noseeeeee its like
hanging down! her eyes are really BROWN! there NOT blue! shes FAKE tanned.. her
skin is ORANGE! shes so fake! ew
shaDEz Report This Comment Date: May 12, 2005 08:45AM
...stupid whore
shaDEz Report This Comment Date: May 12, 2005 08:46AM
don't ever challenge Mr. Slave to a "whore-off"
Beast Report This Comment Date: May 17, 2005 09:59AM
Get it straight. Paris is a slut.
Whores fuck for money. Sluts fuck for fun. I like sluts.