quasi Report This Comment Date: February 01, 2009 02:10AM
'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and
weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good
for th e herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole
group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the
same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain
cells.
Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally,
it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster
and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after
a few beers.'
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment Date: February 01, 2009 02:56AM
Another classic!Ahhhh the good ole days now im thirsty for a cold one,thanks
alot quasi!
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pro_junior Report This Comment Date: February 01, 2009 03:11AM
you know you have a drinking problem when you go into a bar and the bartender
knows your name, but you've never been to that bar before...