Anonymous Report This Comment Date: November 09, 2005 12:47AM
President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance
11/4/2005 - Shelby Trial
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President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan
to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an apparent overwhelming
force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold
off the little pissants. "Hell, if the last two world wars are any
indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said Bush.
Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be
necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under control. The general
admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under
control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having a hard
time finding even one marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third
time but thought that he could persuade a few women marines to do the job before
they went on pregnancy leave.
President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of there as soon as
possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the
marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The least they stand
out the better.
In an unrelated matter, President Bush told reporters that he was considering a
"Flu for Oil" Program to ease our country's energy problem and prevent
the upcoming pandemic. Nobody had a clue as to what the hell he was talking
about.
aDCBeast Report This Comment Date: November 09, 2005 01:42AM
There goes Bush thinking being tough is the solution when that will only fans
the flames. Bush is dumbass again.
The French have long been racists and need to have the whip cracked on their ass
for it.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: November 09, 2005 03:29AM
There goes aDC misinterpreting what was meant to be a parody.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: November 09, 2005 08:19AM
yes aDC cannot talk about being stupid at all, look at yourself moron
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: November 09, 2005 08:47AM
I have a dog at my feet with a higher IQ than you and your conjoined sibling,
LOSER.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: November 09, 2005 07:54PM
we don't hit black people on tv.SUCKERS
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: November 10, 2005 01:02AM
France should send all the niggers back to Africa and problem is solved.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: November 10, 2005 01:05AM
hey beast your the dumb ass! can't you tell what a fucking parody is? I will
explain it to you, the news release is a fucking joke,not real.Only a dumb ass
like you would belive it.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: December 18, 2007 04:47PM
I know it is a popular activity for idiots to blast the French for failure in
war, but please, know your history. The French never surrendered in World War I.
They sustained heavy per person losses than most country. They stuck it out and
won the war. More than the United States could claim in, say, Vietnam.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: December 18, 2007 04:48PM
I know it is a popular activity for idiots to blast the French for failure in
war, but please, know your history. The French never surrendered in World War I.
They sustained heavier per person losses than most country. They stuck it out
and won the war. More than the United States could claim in, say, Vietnam.
