Anonymous Report This Comment Date: March 06, 2007 05:16PM
She's lookin' at her gear and thinkin' "Man, have I got a big dick,er
what?"
tuna taco? Pass the sausage please Report This Comment Date: March 06, 2007 05:33PM
Vaginas great, I mean where would we be without them, right? But I wouldn't
want to put my penis in one, ew!
yum Report This Comment Date: March 06, 2007 08:45PM
A couple years ago, when I was in college I used to go to female impersonator
beauty pageant and make my oral skills known to the (very) pretty girls at the
show. Word of my abilities spread faster and wider than my ass cheeks on a
Saturday night....hell a Wednesday night for that matter. It is all in the
tongue and throat.....none of this hand job while kissing her head. "Look
no hands!" I was quite the innovator having cum up with many oral
techniques like "Minty Fresh" (Altoids in my mouth), the Ice CREAM
Cone, The Protein Geyser and the Brown Eye French Kiss (a.k.a. as The Rim Shot).
Later, I suggested to the "girls" we have a blind taste test, where
it was my job (I love my work!) to put each girl in my mouth, eyes closed,
identify her by length, girth, circumcised (or not), flavor and consistency of
her milk. They were always amazed at my accuracy. Practice, practice,
practice!