zuess Report This Comment Date: March 13, 2014 02:45AM
Needs mental help?
What woman doesn't?
BlahX3 Report This Comment Date: March 13, 2014 03:48PM
She looks a lot like a friend of my wife's. Same goes for her too, needs mental
help.
(edit) Before anyone asks if I mean my wife or her friend, the answer is yes.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 13/03/2014 03:50PM by BlahX3.
Mach Report This Comment Date: March 14, 2014 08:27PM
You do know they're conspiring, don't you?
BRIFFAULT’S LAW:
The female, not the male, determines all the conditions of the animal family.
Where the female can derive no benefit from association with the male, no such
association takes place.
There are a few corollaries I would add:
Past benefit provided by the male does not provide for continued or future
association.
Any agreement where the male provides a current benefit in return for a
promise of future association is null and void as soon as the male has provided
the benefit (see corollary 1)
A promise of future benefit has limited influence on current/future
association, with the influence inversely proportionate to the length of time
until the benefit will be given and directly proportionate to the degree to
which the female trusts the male (which is not bloody likely).