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Operation: Cut fart, blame it on the dog
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Operation: Cut fart, blame it on the dog

"a man in a suit and tie speaking into microphones"

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Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 26, 2005 01:50AM

*Poetry*
by Donald H. Rumsfeld
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 26, 2005 01:51AM

*The Unknown*
As we know,
There are known knowns.
There are things we know we know.
We also know
There are known unknowns.
That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns,
The ones we don't know
We don't know.

—Feb. 12, 2002, Department of Defense news briefing
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 26, 2005 01:52AM

*Glass Box*
You know, it's the old glass box at the—
At the gas station,
Where you're using those little things
Trying to pick up the prize,
And you can't find it.
It's—

And it's all these arms are going down in there,
And so you keep dropping it
And picking it up again and moving it,
But—

Some of you are probably too young to remember those—
Those glass boxes,
But—

But they used to have them
At all the gas stations
When I was a kid.

—Dec. 6, 2001, Department of Defense news briefing
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 26, 2005 01:52AM

*A Confession*
Once in a while,
I'm standing here, doing something.
And I think,
"What in the world am I doing here?"
It's a big surprise.

—May 16, 2001, interview with the New York Times
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 26, 2005 01:53AM

*Happenings*
You're going to be told lots of things.
You get told things every day that don't happen.

It doesn't seem to bother people, they don't—
It's printed in the press.
The world thinks all these things happen.
They never happened.

Everyone's so eager to get the story
Before in fact the story's there
That the world is constantly being fed
Things that haven't happened.

All I can tell you is,
It hasn't happened.
It's going to happen.

—Feb. 28, 2003, Department of Defense briefing
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 26, 2005 01:53AM

*The Digital Revolution*
Oh my goodness gracious,
What you can buy off the Internet
In terms of overhead photography!

A trained ape can know an awful lot
Of what is going on in this world,
Just by punching on his mouse
For a relatively modest cost!

—June 9, 2001, following European trip
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 26, 2005 01:54AM

*The Situation*
Things will not be necessarily continuous.
The fact that they are something other than perfectly continuous
Ought not to be characterized as a pause.
There will be some things that people will see.
There will be some things that people won't see.
And life goes on.

—Oct. 12, 2001, Department of Defense news briefing
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 26, 2005 01:54AM

*Clarity*
I think what you'll find,
I think what you'll find is,
Whatever it is we do substantively,
There will be near-perfect clarity
As to what it is.

And it will be known,
And it will be known to the Congress,
And it will be known to you,
Probably before we decide it,
But it will be known.

—Feb. 28, 2003, Department of Defense briefing
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 26, 2005 02:30AM


"The devil made me do it."
ToucanSam Report This Comment
Date: October 26, 2005 03:00AM

That is some "real" hilarious stuff, ...that's real.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 26, 2005 03:55AM

Let me understand "your negative on Rummy" I'll bet he'll lose sleep over that..
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 26, 2005 05:31AM

Always reading the negative.. He's a fucking poet! What's wrong with that?
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: October 27, 2005 02:04PM

He's no Dan Quayle!
ToucanSam Report This Comment
Date: October 27, 2005 09:11PM

May 2003-Bush said that major official millitary action had ended. 140 U.S. troops lay dead (May 2003)
October 2005-over 2000 total U.S. troops lay dead in Iraq (from this particular conflict)
Let me break that down for you mother fucker, that's aproximatly 2.5 U.S. troops per day SINCE THE WAR ENDED. If you could actually fuckin say "the war is over" WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "THE WAR IS OVER" means carry your ass home. GODDAMN IF YOU WANT TO FUKIN TAKE OVER THE FUKIN WORLD, DO IT. FUKIN DO IT, DON'T say THINGS POLITICALY CORRECT AND PUSSY FOOT AROUND. FUCK!!!!!!!!!DO IT, OR FUKIN DON'T.

THERE IS MORE POLICE IN NEWYORK THAN THERE IS TROOPS IN IRAQ. MY BROTHER JUST WENT BACK FOR HIS 3RD OR 4TH TOUR. FUCK ALL YOU BLIND BITCHES.
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO BE SHOT AT ALL THE TIME, NOT GET FUKIN KILLED? KILLIN MOTHER FUCKERS FOR NO REASON, THEN COME BACK HOME THE THE FUCKIN U S A, THE GODDAMNED UNITED STATES OF AMERICA THEN GET FUCKIN STABED UP IN NEWYORK? FUCK BUSH!!!!FUCK BUSH!!! HIS PRIORITES ARE FUCKED. CAN'T "DEFEND" THE HOMELAND, CAN'T FORCE "DEMORCACY" ON PEOPLE THAT DON'T WANT IT, AND ARE UNAWARE OF IT, AND WHERE FUCKIN FIGHTIN BEFORE WE EVEN GOT THERE.

Bush said, "complete the mission and lay the foundation of peace by spreading freedom." by what killin?
Bush said, "This war will require more sacrifice, more time and more resolve,".
FUK'M GODDAMN TAKE OVER, OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY OF ALL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS KILLIN EACH OTHER.

[www.timesunion.com]
ALL THOSE CORUPT MOTHERFUCKERS
[www.boston.com]
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: January 05, 2006 03:35AM

Is Toucan a Cookoo-bird or a Hawk?Fuck You!!By the way,Hillary has more control over New York's murder rate than the President Of The United States Of America!!!"Don't ask what your country
can do for you.Ask "what can I do for my country".I know...it's been awhile since a Kennedy said anything of substance.Sorry to be so "right"