KKK members wear long hats to protect their millets from pube lice.

But to what I was about to say

Dear KKK,

Your ancestors brought us here against our will. Your ancestors beat our ancestors beyond recognition. Your ancestors were lazy bastards who couldnt wipe their own ass. Your ancestors thought we were incompetent when in fact, you had never bothered to teach us. Your ancestors had children and they had racist children who now live in trailor parks and cardboard boxes. Our ancestors had chidren who had children who are proud of our race and are willing to stomp your monkey asses til you get the point that is this simple... You brought us here, Its your problem you trailor park redneck uneducated motherfuckers. Its a shame that most of you bitches are now waitresses working at Waffle House. Its ironic. Now you're serving me. Gimme my waffles ho!