President Bush has requested a change to some of the Army's patches. He stated that the bald eagle represented long life, great strength, and had a majestic appearance......qualities that the current soldiers serving in the US Army do not possess. Army officials have submitted this design, noting that they would like to adopt the canada goose due to it's limited mental capacity, tendency to become a nuisance when in public places, and because of the distinct markings that properly represent the balance of race serving in the Army. There is very little white, mostly yellow, brown, and black.