Thanks, Duane.

But...

Hmmmm?? Maybe I was wrong in limiting it to two choices.

There IS another posibility come to think of it...

Maybe we bombed Osama's shithole and he suffered a head wound and got amnesia. Like any good towelhead with any sense, he now longs for a better life and the utopian existence of owning his own convenience store in the good ol' U. S. of A.

So ol' Osama (now Majibibi Muhamud Mawahibi)leaves stuff like getting his guys into flying school far behind and steals across the Mexican border with the 10,000 or so other illegals who cross every day. Beaners, towelheads,whatEVER... they all look alike anyway to us 'Mericans and a platoon of terrorists would blend right in to a group of orange pickers. Anyway...

Majibbi worked hard and now owns his own store and is well-occupied happily punching fill-up orders and keeping the soda fountain topped up. Rather than brewing up New Armeggdeon, our friend Majibibi has his days filled with keeping the fresh coffee brewed in Canton or Dallas or somewhere in the 'burbs.

Since they usually sit on a stool, his height would not even be noticed. People would just think he's standing up. And since people of a different ethnic group all look alike to people of another ethnic group, nobody would notice. (Notice I cleverly avoided saying, "And since all towelheads look alike, nobody would notice"?)

Majibibi Muhamud Mawahibi is just another turban-wrapped 7-Eleven or Circle-K clerk doin' his job, keepin' clean and livin' the American dream.
(Ol' "Maj" - as his friends call him - probably thinks Michael Moore is a lard-assed shithead, too.)