Gin is nice. I drink gin in the big bottles from the grocery store. Then I lookit at that Internet and think patriot thoughts cause I am a Christian, by God, and an American. Vodka is OK, too. Even a wine cooler if I got nothing else. Or a little Mad Dog if its almost payday and I am a little short. Damn em all. Islam crazies. And God Bless America. Fuckin rag heads. We shoulda sorted this out back in 'nam. But they were commies. Now we like em. Fuck, I don't get it. I hate em all anyway. Whatever. Beer is alright.