hell! why don't i just rig a camera up to my toilet and tape me taking a shit everytime i go and put it on tv
surely millions will watch! all i need is to pay a rich celebrity to tell you to watch it and then big businesses can advertize their useless products and you all can watch my shit and then go out and buy their shit! hell! why not make it so yall can vote on my turds too! then i can have some celebs host the show and judge my crap, then you can pay to enter a text message to do the voting and then the judges will ultimately make your votes null and decide on the shits i take that will be the most benificial for the big businesses... then they can take those feces that are the best and smear them all over mtv, vh1, and all over hollywood... hell, why not have paris hilton do a private scat porn smearing my crap all over her ugly ass and then 'oops, someone steal the tape and reases it on the internet' and then of course it is taken off the internet and appropriated so they can make even more profit off of yall!
just an idea