What's the matter pal, can't carry on a normal, decent conversation? Come on, dude, talk with me. Heck, we might even wind up being friends. So, how is everything for you? Good, I hope. I'm doing great.

Oh, and for the record, I'm not a failed musician, I chose not to pursue a career in the music industry. Playing music is fun, so why ruin it by making a job out of it? You should hear some of my music, you'd be impressed.