Pig Man, who once toured long ago with rock legends Pink Floyd during their Animals tour says he much prefers his common wooded romps of today (as shown above) to the tethered overhead experiences while on tour and seeks to champion his downtrodden bretheren everywhere.

Pig Man has targeted makers of pork rinds, pork breakfast sausages, and in a seeming attack upon an American icon celebrated nationwide each fall has undertaken a protest campaign against football for their use of "the pigskin" saying it's kicking and otherwise mistreatment of the game balls was more than a bit suspicious in its symbolism of Americas thoughts on his slop swilling compadres.

A reporter earlier this evening captured footage of one such protest as Pig Man cavorted to and fro across a football field while shouting the now famous lines from the movie Deliverance "Can you squeel like a pigge? Come on now ... squeel!" in an attempt to disrupt an early season rivaly game between Sunset and Skyline high schools during the 2nd quarter. Angry mobs of fans descended onto the field and chased the marauder out of the stadium post haste however, ending his protest as suddenly as it had begun.

Our same reporter went looking for a post demonstration interview with Pig Man, but as he scouted the fields parking lot the only activity he observed was a large group of industrious tailgaters gathered around a fire as a fresh beast was observed turning on a spit. With beers in hand they all were heard chanting "Clutching forks and knives to eat the bacon!" and "Where's the beef, where's the BEEF ? We don't care, WE like BACON !"

More as this story develops .............

But first .... with Miss Teen South Carolinas recent live faux pas on national television and the postings of locals in Arkansas linking congressional mandates in relation to daylight savings time and global warming, southern state dwellers are up in arms over their seeming "bad press" of late and a common cry seems to be going out as shouts of "Hey Yankee boy, watch this shit!" followed by often disasterous consequences, the question remains .... when will the madness end ???