when I was 4 and needed a friend to talk to I invented an imajinary one, Mummy told me that my friend didnt exist. 30 years on people are telling me that the imaginary friend who goes by the name of god does exist and i should talk to him in my hour of need ?????

my house was flooded and when I claimed on the insurance they told me it was an act of god and insurance wasnt covered. Prove that god did it was my reply. I was paid out the following week.


PS there only jokes none of the above realy happened and no houses were actually damaged in the making of this comment ha ha