well... to be fair, one pig did save my life one time. When I was younger I didn't see the importance of wearing a safety-belt and I was in the car with my sister driving. I saw the pig roll by and I suddenly realised I didn't want for my sister to get a ticket because I wasn't wearing my seat-belt, so strapped in and not even thirty second later the granny in front of us slammed on the brakes for no reason, so she had to stop abruptly and then the person behind us rear-ended us which would have sent me through the wind shield.

But realistically, that cop could not have cared less whether or not he saved my life. And most likely would do nothing consciencely to protect or serve me or any one else from my class. So fuck 'em!