There's a difference?

I, too, do not wish to be tased in my goolies, which is why I at least make the effort not to be a total douchebag. A lot of people don't seem to care, and yet they are genuinely surprised when they get tased in the goolies, or some equally unpleasant thing happens to them. The non-douchebag sees them, nods his head, and thinks to himself, "'bout fucking time." It restores his faith in Cosmic Justice. A less-charitable person might bring up O.J. Simpson, right about now, but I won't do that, as it would be uncouth, and I'm couth as a motherfucker.