Now I know it is a spoof, pulse. My boss, who had a daughter in her early teens at the time, received a joke email with "Rules for dating my tenage daughter" that included the two you just listed. It also had a questionaire for potential dates attached. My favourite was: "What I like most about your daaughter is her_________. (If your answer begins with a 'B' I would suggest running - fast, and for your safety, preferably in a zig zag fashion."