Time to brush up on those reading and comprehension skillz Gak
In the given scenario (meant to suit your idyllic criminal MO, BTW), neither thug was armed with anything more heinous than a crow bar.
But, for myself, the pistola is sittin here on the table beside me so I'd be poppin off rounds before they made it across the living room
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