Fuck, I'm well on my way to being able to undertake some serious mayhem and it's never even crossed my mind, well not lately anyway, but I digress.
Right this second I have 3 - 5 gallon cans of petrolatium sittin in the bed of my Dodge 1500, a cuppla books of matches in the console, so shit man, all I need to be a totally psychotic and empowered urban marauder is to grab a handful of nice pointy steak knives on my way out to the truck and I'm good to go, no matter what method I choose and don't even need to grab the pistola, WooHoooo
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