What I like is the assertion that anything you've ever uploaded is "nudity with a humorous or informative story attached". What were the porn dump of 20 or so pictures that you uploaded after your little hissy fit earlier? Humorous or informative?

At risk of getting in trouble from the head fuckwit Pro Junior, the thing that should be plainly obvious to even the most dimwitted individuals such as yourself is that porn not only directly breaks the rules of this site, but has a direct place on the alternate site. It's not like there isn't an outlet for it. Most things around here tend to be let slide. That however is a direct no. I also agree that this picture breaks the TOS of the site; however a) quasi hasn't been warned about this literally a thousand times before, and b) it's a vehicle to start a conversation about something that happened recently on the site.

Uploading a picture of your cock and saying "I want to fuck the 613 admins because I love hairy balls" like you did earlier, whilst flattering, is both unacceptable in this #metoo generation but also doesn't actually encourage any debate or discussion. We know we're hot. End of story.

The humorous and informative part of all of this is the fact it's 1 single button to click to wipe those and all your subsequent uploads, yet you spent actual time over a period of around half an hour trying to hurt people on the internet's feelings. People who genuinely don't care what your opinion is. The great thing about the internet is that if you don't like something, you can fuck off and not go back.

Do feel free to avail yourself of this option.