St_George Report This Comment Date: August 25, 2005 10:38AM
OK, PEOPLE! Time OUT!
Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following Multiple Choice
test. (The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened!
Some of you may even remember?)
1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
massacred by:
a. Olga Corbitt
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in
Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Kylie Minoque
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year
old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his
wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones & The Monkees
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy
diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kid
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Meatloaf
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombedby:
a. Tarzan
b. Hillary Clinton (to distract attention from Wild Bill' s
women problems)
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
10. On 11 September 2001 four airliners were hijacked; two were
used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the
remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was
diverted to a crash by the passengers. Thousands of people were
killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Lawrence of Arabia
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonny and Clyde
b. Ned Kelly
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
13. In 2002 the Sari Nightclub in Kuta Beach, Bali, was blown up killing 189
young mainly Australian) tourists by:
a. The "Bundy" Polar Bear
b. Ho Chi Minh
c. Paul Keating
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
Nope, .........I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do
you?
So, to ensure democratic western Christian civilisation never offends anyone -
particularly fanatics intent on killing us - airport security screeners will no
longer be allowed to profile (or target) certain people. They must only conduct
random searches of 80-year-old women, people in wheelchairs, little kids,
airline pilots with proper identification,85-year old World War II veterans
with metal hips, and Boy Scout groups. They must never "target" a
turban wearing 17 to 40 year old male who appears to have a suspicious package
tied around his body. This would be unjustified discrimination!
As Forest Gump (a product of decadent democratic western Christian
civilisation) so aptly put it, "Stupid is as stupid does!"
NOTE: If you scored 13 out of 13 you are a probably a racist!
shaDEz Report This Comment Date: August 25, 2005 03:45PM
1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
massacred by:
b. Sitting Bull
2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in
Lebanon by:
c. The Boy Scouts
4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year
old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his
wheelchair by:
c. The Little Mermaid
6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy
diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
c. Mother Teresa
7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
c. Michael Jordan
9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombedby:
b. Hillary Clinton (to distract attention from Wild Bill' s
women problems)
10. On 11 September 2001 four airliners were hijacked; two were
used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the
remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was
diverted to a crash by the passengers. Thousands of people were
killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
c. The NFL
12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
c. Billy Graham
13. In 2002 the Sari Nightclub in Kuta Beach, Bali, was blown up killing 189
young mainly Australian) tourists by:
a. The "Bundy" Polar Bear
so how did i do on it?
